it's a fankid oh no

==> Be The Gap-Toothed Weirdo

Your name is HARLOW TAFT and you're pretty much the FUNNIEST SHIT since, well, ever. Or so you like to think. 16 years ago marked the birth of a GAP-TOOTHED DORK, or in your eyes, a VILLAINOUS VIXEN. To begin, the easiest place to start would be to say that you suffer from SEVERE DYSPROSODY, causing you to STAMMER OVER WORDS, EMPHASIZE RANDOMLY, and cause your speech to be NEARLY UNINTELLIGABLE. You often FORGET WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT midsentence while speaking verbally, and thus you've adopted a policy of SELECTIVE MUTENESS. This has lead to a plethora of issues with your teachers and classmates, resulting in BULLYING and FIGHTS and TRIPS TO THE OFFICE, because frankly, you don't need to speak to PISS PEOPLE OFF. You tend to carry a NOTEBOOK with you at all times, to jot down random THOUGHTS and WORDS and even DOODLES to maintain your TRAIN OF THOUGHT. This doesn't mean you're stupid, though, oh no. When did we ever say that? You're quite INTELLIGENT, despite your awful FIRST IMPRESSIONS you tend to make.

Your FAMILY LIFE is something that should be explained as well, is it not? You live alone with your MOTHER, who you rarely see throughout the day, due to her working two jobs and your ERRATIC SLEEPING SCHEDULE. Though, this works out well for both of you, as your relationship is very COLD and DISTANT. After all, how could you tolerate her incessant depressions, and how could she stand your STUBBORNNESS and TROUBLEMAKING? She already has to pay for your countless SPEECH THERAPIES and TREATMENTS, why should she have to deal with you on top of that? Not to mention your pesky little habit of RIFLING THROUGH HER MEDICINE CABINET to get a BUZZ FROM HER PILLS. Though, you have a wonderful relationship with your FATHER, who you haven't seen since you were about 3 after he was thrown in jail for a crime your family DOESN'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT. You often send him PICTURES YOU PHOTOSHOP to be funny, and you really hope it makes him laugh.

Though you have FEW FRIENDS in real life and tend to remain silent due to your dysprosody, your INTERNET LIFE is quite the opposite. You fancy yourself a MASTER TROLL, though frankly you suck at it. You "troll" people for your own amusement, typically spamming them with "ASL" and shittily photoshopped pictures, because you think it's goddamn hilarious. You wish to be seen as a MYSTERIOUS, ILLUSTRIOUS ANTAGONIST, though let's face it, you're a total dweeb. You come off as ENERGETIC, SPAZZTIC, and frankly a bit OBNOXIOUS. When you're not trolling on the Internet you can bee seen ROLLERBLADING, COLLECTING WEIRD FOREIGN MUSIC that you find hysterical, ROLEPLAYING, and PHOTOSHOPPING PHOTOS TO MAKE THEM FUNNIER.

You are quite the LIVELY girl, and try very hard to come across as QUIRKY and MEMORABLE. You've often debated whether you have ADD, though you've come to see, over the years, that boredom for you simply leads to HARROWING DEPRESSION. And you wouldn't want to lapse back into another MOOD, consisting of APATHY, DETACHMENT, and INTENSE PESSIMISM. Thus you must keep yourself CONSTANTLY OCCUPIED, meaning extreme MULTITASKING and finding means of ENTERTAINMENT. Though you seem quite PEPPY, you are somewhat SELF-CENTERED when it comes to emotions, quite the advocate of the term "every man for himself". You can be quite UNSYMPATHETIC, and dislike acknowledging your FEELINGS, worrying it may TRIGGER A DEPRESSION. Likewise, you dislike getting into SERIOUS CONVERSATIONS with others, or discussing topics that involve much deep feeling. You have a problem with MOTIVATION, lacking AMBITION and DRIVE. You can be quite lazy, and though you call yourself a "REALIST" you are very much an EXCESSIVE PESSIMIST. Worrying of becoming bored, you often ACT OUT RANDOMLY, taking huge RISKS just to spice things up, keep yourself entertained, or even seem EDGY and IMPRESS others. You just love being the CENTER OF ATTENTION, don't you? You often don't consider the CONSEQUENCES of these "risks", as you tend to prefer living in the moment. You tend to not feel much REGRET for these consequences, regardless. Or do you?

You are the PAGE OF HOPE and a DERSE DREAMER, both of which you're unaware of thus far.

Your chumhandle is notoriousEnthusiast, and you frequently use emoticons in your typing, such as: ;D >; ) :E D: and a slew of others.
You type in all lowercase letters with frequent misspellings due to your shaky hands, and your punctuation is sporadic, typically only being used when you want to make a point, in which case you'll use it excessively!!!!! You type in all capitalization when excited with random lowercase letters, because yOUr PINKiE SLipps FROM ThE SHIFt KEY. You frequently key-smash to express excitement and when you are unsure of what to say, and you tend to be QUITE THE FLIRT at times. Though, you become flustered when you are FLIRTED WITH, and go into semi-tsundere mode, or misspell excessively. You often express laughter either because you crack yourself the fuck up, and you feel the need to share that with people.

NE: heeehehehh heh i see youre online,, you cant hide from me forever >; ) cme out come out wher ever you are!!!
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NE: i think blockgin me would be..,, vERY HaRMFUL tO YOu...., *mystierous foreshadowing whoooaa*